Carter: I'm not shoppin' with you no more. buttercream.What size is the waist? Let's go in! Carter: Hey! Watch it, sweetness! Salesman: He's got some fire to him! Carter: Honeycups! Salesman: I like that! Carter: Go get the clothes! Hurry up! Salesman: I'll go pull some items. Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochaccino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball. Lee: Yes, there are alot of men chasing us. We're police officers we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes. Carter: No - wait a minute - no! This ain't no couples thing, man. Salesman: OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike. And get my partner something from the kid's department. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office. Wait, it looks like somebody dropping off a package. Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! Carter: Hold up, I love Snoopy too. Victoria's Secret spring catalogue, page 27. Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt! Lee: I cannot hear this! Carter: Black bra, black panties. getting undressed! Carter: What? Lee: She's getting undressed! Hey! It's not right. Carter: What is going on Lee? Lee: She's. I said nothing! Carter: I heard you say something! Lee: No, no, nothing. Lee: I try to stay awake.this is so boring. Carter: Well stay awake, something bound to happen. I've seen the movie, everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"! When Godzilla's coming y'all be tripping. They either running around hiding behind tables or screaming like, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Lee: You sound like that all the time! Carter: Let me tell you something about black people: When stuff goes down, we keep our cool. Now lemme tell you something: when people start shooting, white people ain't that cool. When the shooting started he was way too cool. Steven Reign! Lee: Who? Carter: Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut. Carter: I will, Miss Isabella.Ĭarter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man! Lee: Follow the rich white man? Carter: Exactly, now you're learning. It's fun, isn't it? What are you doing out here in Hong Kong? Reign: I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. Carter: Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. Steven Reign: Who's your friend? Isabella: Someone who got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look all the same these days. Carter: Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. What's it called? Carter: What's it called? The S.S. Isabella: Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes. Carter: Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. Isabella: This is your yacht? Carter: I'm the captain. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht. Carter: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. You must know my good friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Morotto Malosso Megusto. Carter: San Juan! I've been there many times on my private plane. Isabella Molina: Isabella Molina, San Juan. Dialogue Carter: Sorry, man! Lee: Carter! Carter: All y'all look alike!Ĭarter: Hey, baby.
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